Sayings to cheer you up or to provoke, your choice
Okay, I admit I'm as mad as the doorhandle. For years I have been known for strange life philosophies and sayings. Hope some of these will cheer you up. If not, you can always jinkapole me later.
On being cheerful: For me the grass is not greener on the other side, it's one of the big advantages of being colourdeaf
On smoking and the smoking ban inside buildings: Smokers must be healthier than non-smokers. They get more fresh air
I don't mind people who are stupid, as long as they don't brag about it
Hubby can never claim insanity as a ground for divorce, he knew that when he married me
The bad press on English cooking is nothing more than a conspiracy by the French
Anger-relief: Please stand on the 11th floor and jump, I'm too busy to push you off myself
My insanity is keeping me sane
I can't wait to enter meno-pause. If I throw incompetent and annoying colleagues off the 11th floor, I can then claim it was the Hormones which made me do it
I love kids... Cooked, boiled, grilled, fried, casseroled....
I don't mind growing old but does it have to happen in one day?.
Life is really mean to old age. When you're young you can be near sighted and the vision in the mirror is always pleasing. Then when you're getting older you become farsighted and you can see in detail how the body ages
On getting grey: I like the highlights but I start to resemble a badger more every day
In a previous life I was Tyranasaurus Rex and ate all the other dinosaurs, that's why they are extinct
This one is really Ian's but I like the sentiment: If God wanted me to eat my greens He would have made me a rabbit
Treat everyone alike, we were all born with the potential of being princes and paupers
If you don't drink, don't smoke, don't look at other women/men, then you don't live longer, it only seems that way
Never trust people who say they have no vices, everyone has at least one