The
12 Days Of Craismas
by GitonCrais
The idea is to continue
singing to the tune of The 12 Days Of Christmas.
Never ask a Cohort what a Good Cohort is, you might get the wrong answer.
On the first day of Craismas
Our Captain sent to John:
A jinkapole in a fuzzy tree
On the second day of Craismas
Our Captain sent to John:
2 Trellkaz birds
and a jinkapole in a fuzzy tree
On the third day of Craismas
Our Captain sent to John:
3 hiding Vorcs
2 Trellkaz birds
and a jinkapole in a fuzzy tree
On the fourth day of Craismas
Our Captain sent to John:
4 hungry ro-Nas
3 hiding Vorcs
2 Trellkaz birds
and a jinkapole in a fuzzy tree
On the fifth day of Craismas
Our Captain sent to John:
5 pulse blast shots
4 hungry ro-Nas
3 hiding Vorcs
2 Trellkaz birds
and a jinkapole in a fuzzy tree
On the sixth day of Craismas
Our Captain sent to John:
6 Scorpies whisp’ring
5 pulse blast shots
4 hungry ro-Nas
3 hiding Vorcs
2 Trellkaz birds
and a jinkapole in a fuzzy tree
On the seventh day of Craismas
Our Captain sent to John:
7 Hynerians farting
6 Scorpies whisp’ring
5 pulse blast shots
4 hungry ro-Nas
3 hiding Vorcs
2 Trellkaz birds
and a jinkapole in a fuzzy tree
On the eighth day of Craismas
Our Captain sent to John:
8 Sheyangs spitting
7 Hynerians farting
6 Scorpies whisp’ring
5 pulse blast shots
4 hungry ro-Nas
3 hiding Vorcs
2 Trellkaz birds
and a jinkapole in a fuzzy tree
On the ninth day of Craismas
Our Captain sent to John:
9 Baniks chanting
8 Sheyangs spitting
7 Hynerians farting
6 Scorpies whisp’ring
5 pulse blast shots
4 hungry ro-Nas
3 hiding Vorcs
2 Trellkaz birds
and a jinkapole in a fuzzy tree
On the tenth day of Craismas
Our Captain sent to John:
10 Peace-keepers leaping
9 Baniks channting
8 Sheyangs spitting
7 Hynerians farting
6 Scorpies whisp’ring
5 pulse blast shots
4 hungry ro-Nas
3 hiding Vorcs
2 Trellkaz birds
and a jinkapole in a fuzzy tree
On the eleventh day of Craismas
Our Captain sent to John:
11 Scarrans shooting
10 Peace-keepers leaping
9 Baniks chanting
8 Sheyangs spitting
7 Hynerians farting
6 Scorpies whisp’ring
5 pulse blast shots
4 hungry ro-Nas
3 hiding Vorcs
2 Trellkaz birds
and a jinkapole in a fuzzy tree
On the twelfth day of Craismas
Our Captain sent to John:
12 Wormholes closing
11 Scarrans shooting
10 Peace-keepers leaping
9 Baniks chanting
8 Sheyangs spitting
7 Hynerians farting
6 Scorpies whisp’ring
5 pulse blast shots
4 hungry ro-Nas
3 hiding Vorcs
2 Trellkaz birds
and a jinkapole in a fuzzy tree
Then when Aeryn arrived
And saw the frelling mess.
She took the jinkapole…
Chased him down the ducts…
All over Moya…
And down the halls…
And shoved the pole up his sorry ...
And when Crais saw the vidclips
From his comfy chair…
He gleefully raised his glass…
Talyn was happy chirping
Crais was a-laughing…
While the jinkapole sat in the fuzzy tree
Merry Craismas!
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